Jombo

Jombo - Kiss Daniel

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6tt3W0XwhQM

Kiss Daniel is back with a new bad track, this is his sixth video from his highly rated album which dropped earlier this year. This song feature him in a village setting, where he is trying to get the blessings from the parents of the girl he is dating. But he realizes that both her mother and father are very difficult to woo. 

The video shows scenes of the parents fighting off other men and Kiss Daniel witnessing this makes a run for it.

🎧 your father is violent 🎧

🎧 your mother is black belt 🎧

🎧 your father/mother  (not really sure) sabi karate oh🎧

🎧 Jombo Jombo Jombo 🎧

Tobytale rating: 7.5/10

Sucker for pain

Sucker for pain - Lil Wayne, Wiz khalifa, Imagine Dragons, Logic, Ty dollar sign, 

X Ambassador 

                               https://youtu.be/-59jGD4WrmE

This song is one of the many amazing track lists for the upcoming DC movie, Suicide squad. Along with Heathens by Twentyone pilots and more.
Although I don't have high hopes for this movie, the songs are still lit 🔥🔥.
Tobytale rating: 8.2/10

M.I.L.F.$

Fergie - MILF$

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA

After seeing this I think I'm ready to put a ring 💍 on Fergie...😍😍😍. This video is simply ....WOW. The concept was to round up all the celebrity Mother's I'd Like to F*** (MILFS). Fergie said that this video was to empower women to still feel sexy even after having kids but I think we all know that it was just for the attention not awareness it'll bring 😉. 

It features cameos from; 

Kim Kardashian West

Ciara

Chrisy Teigen

and others.

 But why not Beyonce tho 😔. Clearly Bey is too classy for that.

Tobytale rating: 9/10

Little bit more

Jidenna - Little bit more

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxjbS19MP0

This song and music video is 🔥🔥🔥. It looks like Jidenna is here to stay although still struggling with only about 750,000+ views on YouTube. I most especially love the song because he is embracing his Nigerian origin. He spoke in our generally accepted native tongue in some parts of the song.

"Wahala she no dey give me" 😍

"I dey love her plenty plenty" 😍

We have so heard him talking bout collaborations with our music Giants in Africa from our home boys Wizkid and Davido to Diamond platinumz 

See clip here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=chkFZvZ_0BY

But isn't it suspicious that Jidenna is diverting towards his homeland when it's getting clear that Trump, who threatened to deport all immigrants, is going to be the next US president. 🤔🤔

Tobytale rating: 7.3/10

Well I just discovered that I can't upload videos from YouTube registered to a verified account so rather I'll just be posting the links to the videos 😔😔

Famous review

                                    Famous - Kanye West

This is the most famous video of 2016 yet.....no pun intended. Kanye is hands down my favorite rapper of all time. When he said he was gonna drop the greatest album of all time, he wasn't playing 😳. Life of Pablo is actually the greatest album but the present music industry won't want to admit it because Kanye is cocky. This video features people who have made name of themselves through other means than their profession. The video is very strang though, I felt really uncomfortable throughout.

List of cameos

1.George Bush
2.Anna Wintour
3.Donald Trump
4.Rihanna
5.Chris Brown

6.Taylor Swift
7.Kanye West
8.Kim Kardashian West
9.Ray J
10.Amber Rose
11.Caitlyn Jenner
12.Bill Cosby 

For more information on why he used these people check out this site
http://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/g28419/guide-to-celebrities-in-kanye-famous-video/

When Kanye was asked why he included Taylor in the song (calling her a bitch) considering their past, he said that he had gotten permission from her before making the song. Then this Taylor swift of a girl still came out on the Grammy stage to claim she gave no right to Kanye to sing about her. But then thank God for Kim K who revealed  what a psychopath Taylor swift truely is. Watch this

With all the proof available to the entire world courtesy of Kim, people were still supporting Taylor😒😒😒. People like Selena Gomez, who went on to say #blacklivesmatter isn't relevant 😠😡. People like that girl in Kickass (her name is not important to me) who is just a hater of Kim. Katy Perry, who also has bad blood with Taylor Swift tweeted 'Haha' before deleting 2 seconds later.
LMAO.....Hollywood.

TobyTale rating : 5.2/10

I took a pill in Ibiza review

I took a pill in Ibiza - Mike Posner

Please ignore the language....YouTube is being a b#%^*, they won't let me get the original one

This song is a great hit, the acoustics and instrumentals are on point 👌👌. I have played this song like 50 times and sang or hummed it even more. I am actually working on my cover for it, I'd let you all know when it drops.

TobyTale rating: 8.75/10             

Justin bieber purpose videos

                                              Justin Bieber

I’ll Show you

Please ignore the language

Is it just me or is this guy tired of music. He doesn’t even put any effort into his music videos anymore. Just look at this, a 22-year-old boy (man) running around in a field of some sort and playing in probably ice water. I get he wants to act mature and all but WTF!!!

Sorry

Just like I said he doesn’t want to make proper videos again. This video was originally made by a dance crew to show their love for his music and then they were called up and had a sit down with him and his agents and so came to agreement to use it as the official music video. The dance in the video is 🔥🔥🔥I’ll admit but still this is one of the biggest songs on the album, shouldn’t he have made an effort to make a proper video for it *smh.

Love yourself

This is also a great song but a video consisting of only 2 professional dancers…. still no Bieber. The video makes sense with the song’s concept though but my point is that he didn’t appear in it 😐😐.

Company

Another good song but this time the video followed in his “All around the world” footsteps and just combined several footages of himself performing on stage or just public appearances. This concept was compatible with his believe album hit song “All around the world” because in the video he shows himself in various countries, hence the title. But for “Company” it makes no sense, this is a song about staying with a girl, what does touring round the world have to do with that please.

7 years review

                             7 years - Lukas Graham

This song almost had me crying the first time I heard it because I believe it speaks to me, since then I've played it every single day. Although its not a famous band yet, they gave it their all in this song.  I hope they don't turn out to be one hit wonders like some people.....*coughs PSY.

TobyTale rating: 9.5/10

Send my love review

                                Send my Love - Adele

Is it just me or does this video affect your eyes too. I have never actually sat down to watch the entire thing before and I'm not planning to ever. I know she was trying to be unique doing what hasn't been done but there is a reason why it hasn't. I felt like I was going blind watching this.

I normally don't review music videos but I'd like to start that to also make me unique 😉

X-men Apocalypse review

                                  X-men Apocalypse

Cast: Jennifer Lawrence, Sophie Turner, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Olivia Munn, Oscar Isaac.

Budget: 178 million USD

Box office earning: 534.1 million+ USD

Rotten tomatoes: 47%                            IMDb: 7.3/10

Release date: May 18, 2016

PLOT

Worshiped as a god since the dawn of civilization, the immortal Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac) becomes the first and most powerful mutant. Awakening after thousands of years, he recruits the disheartened Magneto (Michael Fassbender) and other mutants to create a new world order. As the fate of the Earth hangs in the balance, Professor X (James McAvoy) and Raven (Jennifer Lawrence) lead a team of young X-Men to stop their seemingly invincible nemesis from destroying mankind

Critics

X-Men: Apocalypse is a decent follow-up to Days of Future Past - albeit one that will service longtime series fans more than casual filmgoers. Full review

Ben Kendrick·Screen Rant

The latest entry in one of the more reliable comic-book franchises around, this time disappointingly succumbing to an exhausting case of been-there-done-that-itis. Full review

Geoff Berkshire·Variety

Messier and heavier than Days Of Future Past, this is not so much the next step in the X-Men’s evolution as a failed callback to past glories. Full review

Helen O'Hara·Empire

Isaac is such a focused, centered actor that he eradicates the FX noise around him. Full review

Peter Travers·Rolling Stone

                                      Overview

Honestly I believe this is the worst one of the entire franchise. The fan favorite character Wolverine didn’t get his much needed screen time rather was only present in one scene, Mystique was then made the person of interest. Why are they trying to make Jennifer Lawrence the new Hugh Jackman of the franchise? 😩😩. We want our Wolverine back please.

So what I picked up from this story is that Wolverine went to the past in the prequel, he changed the entire timeline because now Mystique is a hero, she is even like a god to the young mutants……WHAT!!! The only things that kept me even awake in this movie are professor X (James McAvoy) because he is a great actor and quicksilver. Quicksilver is one character that was really amazing in this movie. The fact made by many marvel and DC fans were that Barry Allen (the flash) is faster than quicksilver, though true was changed in so many people’s point of view after watching his wonders in the movie.

This is my ranking for all the X-men movies;

1.    X-men 3: The last stand

2.    X-men: First class

3.    X-men: Origins

4.    X-men: Days of future past

5.    X-men

6.    X-men 2: United

7.    X-men: Apocalypse

But honestly this franchise has gone on for too long, don’t you think? There are 7 installments excluding The wolverine. Still Marvel have one or two more in the making. *sighs.

What should have happened

1.    Jean Grey: I am aware of how very powerful she is but still the last battle made no sense at all. The movie did nothing but hype Apocalypse from the beginning of the movie, he was portrayed as the god of all mutant which couldn’t be defeated or even if had to be very difficult. He was like the superman of mutants. They all tried and failed from Magneto to Mystique to Storm to Professor X to Quicksilver to Beast to Night crawler to Cyclops. None of them could even harm a hair on his body but then here comes little Jean and BOOM!!! She defeated him so easily. “The first ever mutant”,” The bible got the idea of the 4 horse men from him”,” the body jumper” all worthless hype if Jean could defeat him without even sweating. So doesn’t that make Jean the strongest of them all and of all time. Maybe she should even control Xavier’s school for the gifted. 😒😒

2.    Professor X: Over years we have seen him run the school so smoothly although accommodating hundreds of students with destructive abilities. Is the guy a drug dealer!!!🙌🙌 Where is he getting his money from. Think about it, they don’t pay him tuition fee because some or most of them are abandoned children brought in as an act of kindness. They destroy so many facilities when learning to control their abilities. I’d assume he is also feeding them…. with what money though?

3.    Apocalypse: This guy had so many powers that I even lost count but I do know that he can manipulate the earth to his advantage, so why not just bury all Xavier’s men alive and then take Charles’ body😐.

TobyTale rating: 7.1/10

Spider-Man Homecoming

The Spider-Man homecoming trailer was released a few days ago in comic con but is not yet online for some reason. But from the reaction videos, the teaser trailer was lit 🔥🔥. The top villian of this version is the well known vulture. Also making appearances are AuntMay (obviously), Ironman and some chick named Michelle. 

Cast

Peter Parker/ Spider-Man : Tom Holland
Ironman/ Tony Stark: Robert Downey Jr.
Michelle: Zendaya
Vulture: Michael Keaton 
May Parker: Marisa Tomei

Arrow season 5 trailer

This show has surprisingly gotten to season 5, I thought people would be tired of it by now. They lost Arsenal and killed off Black canary and now recruiting more members. 😆😆

The Flash season 3 trailer

I was planning on quitting this show but I'm having second thoughts on that after seeing this. They really outdid themselves with this. I'm really eager to see how they'd explain it all.

Wonder Woman trailer

This is a typical DC trailer, if you read my earlier post on Batman v Superman then you'd know what I mean.

Justice League trailer

I'm expecting so much from this movie and so far the trailer is ehhhhhh......I just hope DC doesn't leave me disappointed like it did with BvS

Fantastic beasts and where to find them

From the people who brought you Harry Potter comes another potential blockbuster movie be sure to catch it on the 18th of November 2016.

Suicide squad trailer

This is the first look at Suicide squad coming out in cinemas on August 5th 2016

Captain America: Civil war review

                             Captain America: Civil War

Cast: Chris Evans, Robert Downey jr, Scarlett Johansson, Paul Rudd, Tom Holland, Anthony Mackie, Chadwick Boseman

Release date: April 27, 2016

Budget: 250 million USD

Box office earning: 1.132 billion USD

Rotten tomatoes: 90%                                                                 IMDb:8.2/10

PLOT

Political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability when the actions of the Avengers lead to collateral damage. The new status quo deeply divides members of the team. Captain America (Chris Evans) believes superheroes should remain free to defend humanity without government interference. Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) sharply disagrees and supports oversight. As the debate escalates into an all-out feud, Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) must pick a side

CRITICS

A decisively superior hero-vs.-hero extravaganza that also ranks as the most mature and substantive picture to have yet emerged from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Full review

Justin Chang·Variety

Entertaining mayhem ensues when some of the Avengers reject government oversight following a botched operation. Full review

Peter Bradshaw·The Guardian

For all the action and wit on display, there are mournful undercurrents to Civil War, much as there were to Winter Soldier before it. Full review

Christopher Orr·The Atlantic

Meanwhile, Captain America: Civil War brings the fun, the fierce and the fireworks. Summer, we have liftoff. Full review

Peter Travers·Rolling Stone

      

Overview

This is hands down the best marvel movie and arguably the greatest superhero movie of all time. Who knew Captain America could kick so much ass 🙌🙌🙌. We even saw the winter soldier and black panther also show off their fighting skills. Marvel really enhanced everyone in the movie from black widow’s shock glove to Ant man’s surprising increase in size. The movie shows them in various parts of the world even in Lagos, Nigeria😀. The costumes were also on point even hawk eye the occasional buzz kill of the bunch was pretty dope in the movie. Black panther was forced to claim his title when his father was murdered in a bombing set up to frame Bucky. This made the king oppose Cap’s team and teamed up with Ironman.

Ironman also recruited Spiderman from New York. While Steve was in contact with Hawkeye, who decided to come out of retirement (why not deadpool) and Antman. They all met in an airspace and began the fight.

Team Captain America                                                                             Team Ironman

Winter Soldier                                                                                            War machine

Scarlet Witch                                                                                              Black Panther

Antman                                                                                                        Vision

Hawkeye                                                                                                      Black widow

Falcon                                                                                                           Spiderman

Well the team I rooted for from day one came out victorious (Cap’s team). The scene when it came down to Ironman vs Captain America and well Bucky too for a while, really showed that fighting is not just about abilities but also teamwork, endurance and determination…. look at me sounding like Mr. Miyagi.

What should have happened

1.     The Document:I don’t know why Tony was so eager to sign it and get other to do the same because after all he was the main cause of all the destructions. He was the one who fooled around with Loki’s staff and created Ultron. He was the one who took on hulk with the hulk smasher robot causing so much damage to the city.

2.    Seeing double: Is it just me or are Vision and Black Panther similar to Superman and Batman. Think about it Vision is colored red and blue, shoots out laser beams, wears a cape, super strong (probably), and also can fly. Black panther wears black, doesn’t have abilities, but makes up for it with his tech, stupid rich and is always so serious… sounds pretty familiar to me.

3.    Iron man’s capabilities: Marvel isn’t using ironman to his full potential, ironman can fly, shoot out lasers and has a fully stocked arsenal in his suit. Honestly I see no reason why he should have beaten by Cap. Don’t get me wrong I love the captain but with ironman’s abilities I’d kill him. In the last fight scene when Tony had knocked the shield out of Steve’s hand, he had a very huge advantage, he could have just shot him with his chest or hand blasters or maybe he just didn’t want to kill him tho.

4.    Scarlet witch: She did it in Avengers age of Ultron, so why not again or did she loose the ability to perform mind fucked illusions. She could have fucked up the minds of the entire ironman team…. simple

5.    Bucky and Steve: why does Steve love him so much tho. He is just a friend not his wife. I mean let the guy speak for himself. I’m almost very positive that the winter soldier would have beaten black panther without help.   

TobyTale rating: 9/10

Batman V Superman review

                              Batman V Superman

          

Cast: Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Gal Gadot, Jesse Einsenberg, Amy Adams, Ezra Miller, (Jason Momoa and Ray fisher) who apparently had no lines and had a combined screen time of literally 15 seconds

Release date: March 20, 2016

Budget: 250 million USD

Box office: 872.7 million USD

Rotten tomatoes: 27%                                                  IMDb rating: 7/10

       

Plot: It's been nearly two years since Superman's (Henry Cavill) colossal battle with Zod (Michael Shannon) devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck). Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg) launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

CRITICS:

An improvement over Man of Steel, and a much better Batman movie than it is a Superman film. The highlights far outweigh the issues, and DC now has a base on which it can build its empire. Full review

Sean O'Connell·Cinemablend

Batman v Superman lunges for greatness instead of building toward it: It's so topheavy with false portent that it buckles under its own weight. Full review

Stephanie Zacharek·Time

Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill clash in a bid to launch a new superhero franchise, but Zack Snyder’s shoddy adventure never gets off the ground. Full review

Mark Kermode·The Guardian

Batman V Superman is DC's Iron Man 2 - an okay movie that prioritizes shared universe setup over developing a coherent story and layered characters. Full review

Ben Kendrick·Screen Rant

OVERVIEW

This is movie in which DC clearly spent a ton of money making……. I mean BATMAN and SUPERMAN for Christ sake. Seeing the two of the world’s most famous and loved characters in stand-alone movies was great but together one would expect a mind blowing sight. Not long after the movie was released, did it started getting criticism. Few viewers thought it was amazing, some thought it was pretty good but most did in fact think that should be refunded as it was bulls**t. Of course this disappointment had no influence on the 872 million USD and rising box office earnings. If there is one thing I hands down respect DC for it’s their trailers for movies and series. I mean I stay online for hours (just kidding, minutes) checking out the different features of this movie, re-watched the trailers over and over again to build up excitement because it was that good. This advert even made one of my ENGINEERING lecturers casually mention the movie during class 😂😂😂. But seriously when it comes down to adverts DC has my respects, checkout that of Legends of tomorrow, Flash, Supergirl, Gotham etc.

WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED

1.      Conference bombing scene: We all saw in Superman returns (or was it a different one) when Superman went back in time by fly round the earth in reverse to its rotation to save Lois right. Why didn’t he use that in the scene of the conference bombing tho? He could have gone back in time and used his X ray vision to see who detonated the bomb and then stop it *smh.

2.      Saving his mother: He is freaking SUPERMAN, he is as fast as a bullet couldn’t he have like searched all the buildings in Metropolis to find his mother instead of being Lex’s servant. Also he always seemed to know when Lois was in trouble why not his mother whom he has been with all his life 😒😒

3.      The fight: During the fight between “man and god”, batman shoots him with an unexpected kryptonite grenade and he loses strength for a while giving Bruce the advantage. But later in the fight when superman regains full strength, batman then shoots him again, even I a normal man would try to dodge that not just fly right into it. Seriously watch that scene again, he literally flew into it, for a man faster than a speeding bullet he is very stupid. Also when he got his strength back instead of throwing him through walls why not simply snap his neck, he is a freaking human being. Throwing him throw walls didn’t have any effect because he wore an all metal suit soooooo.

4.     Boss battle: During the final fight with doomsday superman flies holding a kryptonite staff(which weakened him) straight to doomsday, my question is why did HE have to do it, wonder woman was perfectly capable of doing so…..she’s pretty badass.

5.     Martha!!!: So after all these years that’s the great batman’s weakness. He’s a mama’s boy. You’re in a fight with someone and then he says your mothers name does that grant him instant freedom 😒😒😒 . I should try that someday.

Extra: Flash cameo: Barry Allen’s appearance according to online sources has been explained. From what flash was saying “you were right, fear him, fear him”, it means that I the first installment of the Justice league movie, Superman is going to come back from the dead as evil, therefore making the remaining six members fight him. When he also said “It’s Lois, Lois is the key” it means all this true love blah blah blah, would bring him back to his right senses. He then asked “Am I too early?” meaning this message was for after superman had supposedly died.

  My TobyTale rating is 7/10