Wednesday 31 August 2016

Keanu review


KEANU


Rotten tomatoes: 76%                                             IMDb: 6.3/10

Cast: Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key, Tiffany Haddish, Method man, Darrell Britt-Gibson, Jason Mitchell, Will Forte etc.

Release date: April 29, 2016

Creators: Peter Atencio

Budget: 15 million USD

Box office earning: 20.7 million USD



Jordan Peele

Age: 37

Twitter: @jordanpeele

Instagram: @jordanpeele

Other appearances: Key & Peele, Fargo etc.



Keegan-Michael Key

Age: 47

Twitter: @keeganmkey

Instagram: @keeganmkey

Other appearances: Key & Peele, Fargo etc.

PLOT
Recently dumped by his girlfriend, slacker Rell (Jordan Peele) finds some happiness when a cute kitten winds up on his doorstep. After a heartless thief steals the cat, Rell recruits his cousin Clarence (Keegan-Michael Key) to help him retrieve it. They soon learn that a thug named Cheddar.

CRITICS

That means the two wussies need to start acting gangsta, taking street names, and making deals for a new drug called "Holy Shit," which Cheddar says makes you feel like "you're smokin' crack with God.

Peter Travers - Rolling Stone

It has all the hallmarks of a classic Key & Peele sketch, which in the end is its undoing; even with a 98-minute running time, the premise just can’t sustain a madcap full-length effort.

David Sims - The Atlantic

An initially amusing but fatally overstretched action-comedy that marks a lamer-than-expected big-screen outing for Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

                                                               Justin Chang – Variety

Cats might power the internet, but they’re not enough to hold up a two-hour comedy.

Wendy Ide - The Guardian



OVERVIEW

This is the absolute worst “comedic  movie” I have ever watched. Even neglecting the horrible comedy portrayed, the plot was so unrealistic and unclear. I have watched so many movies which feature these incredibly funny guys but this one is a big disappointment. I watched this comedic duo in the sketch Key & Peele during my childhood which was absolutely brilliant. The movie begins with these two weird looking people that murdered everyone in a building to get a cat (not really sure). The cat then runs away to some guy’s house and instead of the guy putting up lost cat flyers, he kept the cat. His life then suddenly became a lot better from being a crackhead because he found a cat...WHAT!!!

That’s not even where the stupidity ends. A group of gangster’s came to his neighborhood looking for their drug dealer and went to the cat guy’s house instead…πŸ˜•πŸ˜•. Like, how the fuck do they not know their drug dealer’s house πŸ˜’πŸ˜’. These guys break into the wrong house and steal his cat…Why??? Then instead of him reporting a theft to the police after seeing the cat with the gang leader, he started going on hit missions for them in order to get the cat back.

Is just so stupid a movie.

And was the cat named Keanu just to make a joke about the cat looking like Keanu Reeves.


TobyTale rating: 4.0/10

Related movies: Cats & Dogs, Let’s be cops etc.

Friday 26 August 2016

iZombie review

iZOMBIE


Rotten tomatoes:96%                                          IMDb:8/10
Air date: March 17th, 2015
Number of seasons:2
Network: The CW
Cast: Rose McIver, Robert Buckley, David Anders, Aly Michalka, Rahul Kohli, Malcolm Goodwin etc.
Creators: Rob Thomas, Diane Ruggiero


Rose McIver

Age: 27
Twitter: @imrosemciver
Instagram: @imrosemciver
How much does she make per episode: $125,000😱
Other appearances: The Lovely Bones, Blinder etc.

Robert Buckley

Age: 35
Twitter: @robertbuckley
Instagram: @robertbuckley
How much does he make per episode: $125,000😱
Other appearances: One tree hill, American heiress

Rahul Kohli

Age: 30
Twitter: @rahulkohli13
Instagram: @rahulkohli13
How much does he make per episode: $120,000😱
Other appearances: I’ll be home soon etc.


Malcolm Goodwin

Age: 33
Twitter: @malcolmjgoodwin
Instagram: @malcolmjgoodwin
How much does he make per episode: $120,000😱
Other appearances: Freelancers, The longshots etc




PLOT

When over-achieving medical resident Liv Moore attends a party that turns into a zombie feeding frenzy, she ends up joining the ranks of the living dead. Determined to pass as human despite her pale appearance and newly listless demeanor, Liv forms a plan to resist her drive to consume fresh human brains by taking a job at a coroner's office, where she can secretly snack on the brains of corpses delivered there. Soon discovering that she absorbs the memories of those she feeds on, she finds new purpose by posing as a psychic and working with a detective to help solve their murders.




OVERVIEW

This zombie themed show shows deep into the lives of “zombies” as regular people. From its concept I personally thought that I could never like this show, like seriously a show about zombies, we have a lot of that already. But this show stood out in a way I can’t really explain, its way more interesting than I thought though. It got a really nice reception from its viewers which led them to make a season2 and is also get a season 3 out sometime in September. Is it just me or is Liv actually prettier in the movie than reality. In the movie, the makeup she has on gives her a pale and “undead” look. In other words she is freaking πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😍.



Tobytale rating: 8.4/10


Related shows: The Walking Dead, Gotham 

Tuesday 23 August 2016

Fictional story

I'm in works creating my fictional super powered character hopefully it would get its recognition in Hollywood 😁😁😁
The movie of the novel/comic book character would then be produced by me under Marvel studios which would then go on to be the highest grossing movie of all time. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„. This would then get me an Oscar award.

I would then drop out of college and continue my life as a greatly successful director and screenwriter

TF.....My mind wondered off for a little while πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
Nothing would make me drop out of school except maybe Tinashe.

For real though I'm writing this amazing fiticional story soon to be completed before December.

Sunday 14 August 2016

Legends of tomorrow review

LEGENDS OF TOMORROW 

Rotten tomatoes: 59%                                    IMDb: 7.2/10
Air date: January 21, 2016
Number of seasons: 1
Network: The CW
Cast: Brandon Routh, Wentworth Miller, Caity Lotz, Ciara RenΓ©e, Dominic Purcell, Arthur Darvill, Victor Garber, Franz Drameh 
Creators: Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Andrew Kreisberg, Phil Klemmer



Brandon Routh
Age: 36
Twitter:@brandonjrouth              
Instagram:@brandonjrouth
How much does he make per episode: $30,000😱
Other appearances: Superman returns, Arrow

Caity Lotz
Age: 29
Twitter:@caitylotz          
Instagram:@caitylotz
How much does she make per episode: $30,000😱
Other appearances: The machine, Battle of the year: Dream team

Wentworth Miller
Age: 44
Twitter:@WentworthMiller                        
Instagram:@wentworthmilleractorwriter
How much does he make per episode: $30,000😱
Other appearances: Prison break, Resident evil: Afterlife




PLOT
"Arrow" and "The Flash" have some new superhero company in the CW's lineup with the addition of "DC's Legends of Tomorrow." After seeing what doom the future holds, time-traveling rogue Rip Hunter realizes heroes alone are not enough to prevent the impending catastrophe that threatens not only the planet, but all of time itself. Tasked with recruiting both heroes and villains, Rip brings together a ragtag team of divergent talents, which includes Sara Lance, Jay Jackson, Ray Palmer, Hawkgirl, Captain Cold and Heat Wave.


OVERVIEW
 This show is not at all what was expected, from the advert one would imagine that LOT would be the greatest series ever (maybe an exaggeration). This is why I don't trust DC for anything, their trailers for movies and series are all so lit 😎. But when people then rush to see it, they are left disappointed πŸ˜”
Exhibit A: Batman v Superman (personally I think this movie is nice, except the fight scene between Bruce and Clark 😷😷)
Exhibit B: Watchmen πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ
Exhibit C: Green Lantern πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎ
Exhibit D: Supergirl 😴😴
I am 90% sure that Wonder Woman and even Justice league might be shit πŸ’©
MARVEL is the greatest πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ’―πŸ’―
Fvck DC !!!



TobyTale rating: 7.0/10

Related shows: Arrow, The flash

Superlove

SUPERLOVE - TINASHE


I stay up all just wondering why Tinashe is yet to make a name for herself in the music industry and we see people like Ariana Grande in the limelight πŸ€”πŸ€”. What is happening to this world.
Tinashe is young, vocally talented, an amazing dancer, has a beautiful face (which is good for marketing) and the most obvious of all, she's freaking HOT!πŸ”₯πŸ”₯. I wonder if it's her management that isn't good. πŸ˜•
She has released this great new music video to a song from her forthcoming album 'Joyride'.
She is also in works to release a music video with Nigerian superstar Davido titled 'How long?'. 
I've been following Tinashe songs since I heard her 2014 album 'Aquarius' which was introduced to me by a friend.

Saturday 13 August 2016

LUV

LUV - TORY LANEZ


Daystar Peterson better known by his stage name Tory Lanez, is a Canadian singer, music producer, rapper, director and fashion designer from Brampton, Ontario. He got his notice in 2014 after dropping his debut album "Lost Cause". He went on to release 2 other mix tapes and an album still on the way  titled 'I told you'.
It seems like Canadians don't fail in HollywoodπŸ€”πŸ€”
We've seen that in Bieber, Drake, Ryan Gosling, even that "call me maybe" girl (she was at least famous for a while) and now this guy
Tory Lanez is best known for his hit summer song LUV πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ which is quickly climbing up the billboard top 100 chart.
It's gotten 16 million hits on YouTube so far

Friday 12 August 2016

Daredevil review

DAREDEVIL 

Rotten tomatoes: 75%                               IMDb: 8.8/10
Air date: April 10, 2015
Number of seasons: 2
Network: Netflix 
Cast: Charlie Cox, Deborah Ann Woll, Jon Bernthal, Elden Henson, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rosario Dawson, Elodie Yung 
Creators: Drew Goddard, Steven S. DeKnight, Jeph Loeb, Joe Quesada


Charlie Cox
Age: 33
Twitter: @charliecox            
Instagram: @charliecox
How much does he make per episode: $40,000😱
Other appearances: Boardwalk empire, Stardust 


Deborah Ann Woll
Age: 31
Twitter: @deborahannwoll          
Instagram: @deborah_annwoll
How much does he make per episode: $35,000😱
Other appearances: True blood, Catch .44


Elden Henson
Age: 38
Twitter: @HensonElden            
Instagram: @sweetbuttermd
How much does he make per episode: $35,000😱
Other appearances: Hunger games: Mockingjay, The butterfly effect


Jon Bernthal 

Age: 39
Twitter: @jonnybernthal         
 Instagram: @jonnybernthal
How much does he make per episode: $40,000😱
Other appearances: The walking dead, Fury


PLOT
The first in a planned series of shows detailing the Marvel universe, "Daredevil" follows Matt Murdock, attorney by day and vigilante by night. Blinded in an accident as a child, Murdock uses his heightened senses as Daredevil to fight crime on the streets of New York after the sun goes down. While Murdock's day job requires him to believe in the criminal justice system, his alter ego does not follow suit, leading him to take the law into his own hands to protect his Hell's Kitchen neighborhood and the surrounding communities.



OVERVIEW
Of the many people that I know who watch Daredevil, only few said they actually enjoyed the show from S01E01. Others on the contrary, hated the first 5-6 episodes but absolutely loved the remaining 7 or so. I fall under the latter. The first 5 episodes just focused on the crime lords in Hell's Kitchen and Matt as a poorly disguise vigilante often fighting some petty criminals and street thugs. Those episodes also weirdly centered around Fisk's love life..........who gives a shit about that😐.
The remaining episodes on the other hand show Matt kicking some serious shit out of the agents sent by the crime lords.😎😎
It was revealed later on that he indeed could see but only in flames, in the sense that he see everything with flames around them. Normally, superheroes are envied by viewers but honestly I don't envy this guy. Not being able to see normally but has a better auditory reception, can fight, climb and jump across buildings........no thanks, I love my eyes the way they are. πŸ˜πŸ˜‘
Honestly I still have trouble finishing season 2, because I get distracted by other shows sometimes but all in all its a good show.



TobyTale rating: 8.3/10

Related shows: Jessica Jones, Agent Carter

The Flash review

The Flash

Rotten tomatoes: 98%                                 IMDb:8.2/10
Air date: October 7, 2014
Number of seasons: 2
Network: The CW, Tv Puls
Cast: Grant Gustin, Danielle Panabaker, Candice Patton, Tom Cavanagh, Carlos Valdes, Jesse L. Martin, Keiynan Lonsdale, John Wesley Shipp
Creators: Greg Berlanti, Andrew Kreisberg, Geoff Johns



Grant Gustin
Age: 26
Twitter: @grantgust                    
Instagram: @grantgust
How much does he make per episode: $30,000 😱
Other appearances: 90210, Glee

Candice Patton

Age: 28
Twitter: @candicekp                     
Instagram: @candicekp
How much does she make per episode: $28,000
Other appearances: The Craigslist killer, The game

Danielle Panabaker 


Age: 28
Twitter: @dpanabaker
Instagram: @dpanabaker
How much does she make per episode: $26,000😱

Other appearances: Piranha 3DD, Sky high

Carlos Valdes
Age: 27
Twitter: @tha_los                          
Instagram: NIL
How much does he make per episode: $24,000😱
Other appearances: (Was before a musician)


PLOT
At 11, Barry Allen's life changed completely when his mother died in a freak accident and his innocent father was convicted of her murder. Now a crime-scene investigator, his dedication to learn the truth about his mother's death drives him to follow up on every new scientific advancement and urban legend. When his latest obsession -- a particle accelerator heralded as a world-changing invention -- causes an explosion, it creates a freak storm and Barry is struck by lightning. He awakes from a coma nine months later with the power of superspeed. When he learns that others who have gained powers use them for evil, he dedicates himself to protecting the innocent, while still trying to solve the older mystery.


OVERVIEW
I feel this show is highly overrated. Don't get me wrong it's a great show but it's no Game of thrones and so doesn't deserve a 98% on rotten tomatoes. When I first started watch the flash, it was amazing from the plot to the sick graphics to the costumes you name it. But after season 1, I began to realize that I was so excited over what is clearly a children's show πŸ˜•πŸ˜•. I hate shows in which the protagonist takes a huge risk knowing it could harm everyone around him but still goes along with it and then no one he/she cares about is affected. Is it too much to ask that one of his teammates at least faints or something.
-In season 1, the reverse flash (Eobard Throne) said that he is Eddy Thorne's descendant. Then how is it that he and the flash are enemies, they are in two DISTANT generations. Or is Barry immortalπŸ€”
-In season 2, Zoom wanted to destroy all the planets in the universeπŸ™„.......... WHY!!! for goodness sake, what does he gain from that?πŸ˜’
-In season 2, Zoom was sending all earth 2 villains to earth 1 so fight Barry. But why were they obeying him though. Couldn't they fight zoom instead of doing his bidding, after all the are also evil.πŸ˜’
-In season 2, since Barry went back in time to save his mother, then he shouldn't have his powers anymore. It was the reverse flash that caused the particle accelerator's destruction and from season 3 trailer he was locked up in a cell.
Is it just me or is the idea of Barry so much wanting to date his (kinda)sister f*#^ing creepy 😰😰. There are so many other girls out there why Iris, the girl he lived under the same roof with, shares a father figure with, shared a bathroom with for 15 years 😷.

Season 3 introduces Kid Flash (Wolly West)

 

TobyTale rating: 8.2/10

Related shows: Arrow, Supergirl 

Scream review

SCREAM

Rotten tomatoes: 47%                                IMDb: 9/10
Air date: June 30, 2015
Number of seasons: 2
Network: MTV, Netflix
Cast: Willa Fitzgerald, Carlson Young, Bex Taylor-Klaus, John Karna, Tom Maden
Creators: Harvey Weinstein, Bob Weinstein, Amadeus Serafini, Connor Weil 


Willa Fitzgerald 
Age:25
Twitter: @willafitz                     
Instagram: @willafitz
How much does she make per episode: $30,000😱
Other appearances: Royal pains, Alpha house

Carlson Young
Age: 25
Twitter: @followcarlson           
Instagram: @carlsonyoung
How much does she make per episode: $30,000😱
Other appearances: Premature, The perfect student

Tom Maden
Age: 26
Twitter: @tom_made_it            
Instagram: @mad_enlove
How much does he make per episode: $30,000😱
Other appearances: Breaking the press, General education 

Amadeus Serafini 
Age: 25
Twitter: @amadeusserafini      
Instagram: @amadeusserafini
How much does he make per episode: $30,000😱
Other appearances: Smoke


PLOT
MTV teams with super-producers Bob and Harvey Weinstein on a TV series adaptation of the hit horror film franchise. Instigated by a cyberbullying incident that goes viral, a brutal murder in Lakewood stirs memories of a crime spree from the town's past that has haunted some, intrigued others and maybe just spawned a new executioner. At the center of the story is a group of teenagers -- with two old friends struggling to reconnect at its heart -- who, says the network, "become lovers, enemies, suspects, targets and victims of a killer who's out for blood."



OVERVIEW
To really understand this overview please checkout the earlier one on teen wolf.
MTV is the absolute worst when it come to series, I think they should just stick to their award and reality shows πŸ˜’. As if Teen wolf wasn't clichΓ© enough, here comes scream which is even worse. A series spin-off from the successful scream movies based in a high school were there is a serial killer going around murdering students.
What are the odds that the mother and daughter are undergoing the same fate. Emma (the daughter) was in a relationship with Will but broke up with him when she discovered that he slept with one of their mutual friends. In this moment of weakness  she slept with someone else.
Now look at the mothers story, 
She was in a relationship with Emma's dad but broke up with him when she discovered that he slept with one of their mutual friends. In this moment of weakness  she slept with someone else. But what was different was that she got pregnant and gave birth to the child that would grow up to kill them all. πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
Scream absolutely copied their character roles from Teen wolf, 
Noah = Stiles (socially awkward)
Brooke = Lydia (the hot chick)
Emma = Scott (the boy scout) (note that both their fathers are absent)
Jake = Jackson (likes the hot chick, dislikes the rest of the group)
Emma's mother = Scott's mother (both work in the institution where they get news on the killer)
Audrey = Allison (badass wannabe)
Kieran's father = Stiles' father (police officers who are too involved in the case)
There are still more that I just haven't figured out yet.



TobyTale rating: 5.2/10

Related shows: Scream queens, Bates motel